Friday, November 11, 2011

What Kind of Worker Are You?


It takes all kinds to make the world and it takes all kinds to make up the office too! The HR guy is a sloppy ol’ fella, the finance dude is always in office crunching numbers and your boss needs to improve his communication skills. But what kind of worker are you? Take our quiz to find out whether you are an asset to your company, a lazy employee or may be due for a promotion!
1. You’re running late for work, you:
a) Skip your breakfast and take a cab instead of the train so you can make it on time.
b) Call your boss and inform him you’ll be late.
c) Enter in an hour late and act normal hoping no one will notice.
d) When I’m late I’d rather walk than run :p

2. You are meeting up with friends at 6pm but there’s a deadline you have to meet, you:

a) Stay back at work and hope they will understand. This could be your chance for that promotion!
b) Find a responsible co-worker and delegate the work to her.
c) Do it in a hurry. There’s always someone who’ll get your back.
d) Pretend you are going to the restroom and leave for the day.

3. Your typical work day goes like this:

a) You finish all your work and take on that of your teammates too. You’re a perfectionist!
b) You check your work schedule and get working on tasks immediately.
c) You get down to work but make sure to take coffee breaks on the hour.
d) You check Facebook and read forwarded mails before setting up an after-work date!
4. To increase productivity, you:
a) Monitor your progress several times during the day and that of others too.
b) Make a to-do list.
c) Indulge in coffee and a healthy dose of gossip!
d) Leave that to your boss.
5. Your colleague has goofed up on an assignment, you:
a) Tell your boss that he should give you the next assignment. You’ve already got a couple of ideas.
b) Suggest a couple of solutions to do damage control.
c) Have a little b**ching party with your friend in the loo.
d) Think smugly to yourself, “That’s why I never bother taking on tasks!”

6. You last went on vacation…

a) When you landed yourself in hospital!
b) A couple of months ago and came back thoroughly rejuvenated.
c) I take a few days off every month to just sit at home.
d) Every weekend. That’s why I never show up on Mondays!
Mostly As: You are an overachiever and a perfectionist who’s always on top of things. But while you are busy playing Ms Goody Two-Shoes, you have the tendency to be overbearing and breathe down people’s necks. Loosen up a little and stop taking yourself too seriously. Besides being a tattletale and a pain in the ‘you-know-where’, if you don’t take a vacation soon, you’ll probably have a burnout.
Mostly Bs: You’ve nailed it, girl! You know how to strike that balance between work and personal life and you never push yourself to overwork. What’s more, you know how to delegate as much as you know how to get work done.  Go ahead and take home the title of Ms Productivity. If you ask us, you’re more likely to get that promotion than a certain Ms Overachiever!
Mostly Cs: Gosh! Is there anyone more under-motivated than you? You probably work just because you need the money to pay your rent and you’re known for shoddy work and your signature tardiness! Your lifelong dream would be to marry a millionaire and sit in a spa or shop all day long! We suggest you take some time off work to figure out what the problem is – the job, the salary, the boss – and fix it!
Mostly Ds: Keep up this conduct at work and you can be sure you’ll be shown the door. In fact, we’re surprised you haven’t been kicked out already. It’s time you pull up your socks and turn over a new leaf. Stop being such a kaam chor! Take your job seriously and don’t expect people to cover for you. P.S. You are going to have a lot of undoing to do as well!

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